There's a new advertising campaign for Domino's heart clogging pizza, the 8 Meats Pizza. It has basically a whole barnyard of animals on it, except for faun, and the ad shows a faun ringing up Domino's because he wants faun on the menu.
Besides wondering why a faun would want people to eat him, (what is he, a cannibal?), it seems Domino's workers aren't aware of the ads. One of my friends ordered that pizza over the phone, and decided to be funny by asking for faun. I told him they probably get it all the time, and they'll be so sick of it they'll spit in his pizza. The man on the other phone answered, "What? Should I just put lamb on it?"
And my friend replied, "Yeah, okay."
And Hungry Jack's ad, where people stand in front of the counter, shell shocked and holding up their hands like they're holding a burger to order a Whopper, doesn't work either.
This is what happens when people try to be funny.
Domino's pizza's: Hoo-ah! The sound your heart makes when it resigns.
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